Eish. You’ve parked like a po3s.

Don’t stress, we’re not the Metro Police. Just ordinary South Africans tired of doing parallel parking gymnastics because you thought the lines were optional.

We’re not angry. Just disappointed.

PLAP stands for Park Like A Po3s — a proudly South African public service initiative helping drivers become better human beings, one parking bay at a time.

We’re not here to fight — we’re here to educate, entertain, and gently roast those who park like they’re playing Tetris blindfolded.

On a scale from 1 to taxi at 5pm…

Take a moment to reflect.

  • Were you on the line?

  • Were you across two bays?

  • Did you block someone in “just for a minute”?

It’s okay — awareness is the first step to redemption.

It’s not too late to un-po3s yourself.

Here’s how you can make things right:

  • Apologize (silently) — A nod to the universe is enough.

  • Learn — The white lines are there to help you, not challenge your creativity.

  • Spread the love — Share this page so others can park like champs, not chumps.

Turn your oops into activism.

Want to get involved? Download free PLAP cards and serve justice to other dodgy parkers — responsibly, of course.
Get your own PLAP card
We don’t condone vandalism, aggression, or violence.
PLAP is a humour-based initiative meant to encourage better parking through public awareness and a little laughter.

So don’t take it too personally, bru — next time, just park lekker.